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A Medway Christmas Alphabet: The Full Story

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You can blame a chap called Philip Kane for this. Back on 1 December, he posted on Facebook the social media version of the old chain letter thing that went as follows:

“So the idea is to fill facebook with music, breaking the monotony of nasty, divisive headlines and images on our news feeds.

If you ‘like’ this post, you will be assigned a letter for a musician, band, artist, song, track or dj to post to your time line with this text”.

I liked it. He came back to me with the letter R. I came up with Rodrigo y Gabriela & C.U.B.A.’s ‘Santa Domingo’ – as you do – and before you know it I’d committed myself to the idea of stealing the whole concept and coming up with some music of Medway origin (or, if you will, MOMO) for each letter of the alphabet.

26 blogs later and I can finally move on with my life.

It has actually been fun – not least because there’s been the opportunity to focus on individual songs in a way you might not otherwise. Being an alphabetical list, there’s been less need to focus on continuity and history.

One day we’ve had a song by Balance Lost (a current band), the next we’ve had a song that’s had two outings: once in the early 1990s and then just a couple of years ago. Then, the day after that, we’ve had a song from 2010 which expresses its boredom with Medway bands from the 1980s.

It’s meant there’s been a wide variety of styles and sounds which all goes to show what an amazing melting pot of ideas this small collection of towns in the north of Kent is.

If you missed any of the blogs, not to worry: here they all are listed for your convenience – in alphabetical order, obviously.

A – The Singing Loins – ‘Alien’

B – Funke and the Two Tone Baby – ‘Bella’s Kiss’

C – Stuart Turner and the Flat Earth Society – ‘Call Me Dave’

D – Brigadier Ambrose – ‘Decembered’

E – Thee Headcoats – ‘Every Bit of Me’

F – Wheels – ‘Forget It’

G – The Dentists – ‘Gas’

H – Bob Collins and the Full Nelson – ‘Holy Man’

I -Theatre Royal – ‘I Believe in Father Christmas (Don’t Get Me Socks)’

J – Wolf’s Head and Vixen Morris – ‘Jump at the Sun’

K – Frau Pouch – ‘Krakthulu’

L – The Claim – ‘Losers Corner’

M – Broken Banjo – ‘Might As Well Be Hell’

N – Hand of Stabs – ‘The Night Had No Terror For Us’

O – The Daggermen – ‘One More Letter’

P – The Prisoners – ‘Pop Star Party’

Q – Wild Billy Childish and the Musicians of the British Empire – ‘A Quick One – Pete Townsend’s Christmas’

R – The Ambience – ‘Rome’

S – Balance Lost – ‘Shield Against the World’

T – The Kravin’ “A”s/Suzi Chunk – ‘Tripwire’

U – The Love Family – ‘Up in the Air’

V – The Flowing – ‘The Voyage’

W – Lupen Crook – ‘World’s End’

X – CTMF – ‘X-Craft on Tirpitz’

Y – Bear vs. Manero – ‘YRANYRBYM’

Z – KILL RPNZL – ‘Zombie Midwife Afterbirth Squad’

Find out more about many of these bands and artists – and many, many more, in my book: Do it Yourself: a History of Music in Medway.

A Medway Christmas Alphabet: X is for ‘X-Craft on Tirpitz’

‘Tis the festive season of advent calendars and countdowns to Christmas. To mark the occasion, what better way than to have a completely non-festive A-Z of Medway songs.

CTMF - All our Forts

CTMF’s ‘X-Craft on Tirpitz’ from their 2013 album All Our Forts Are With You sees the coming together of two motifs from Billy Childish’s musical palette: the twentieth century’s two world wars being one; instrumental interludes being the other.

There’s been a long strand of references to World Wars One and Two (often focusing on German participants) in Childish’s music since The Milkshakes appeared beside a German Junkers Ju 52 on the cover of their 1984 album The Milkshakes in Germany.

(Is it just me, or does “Junkers Ju 52 sound like a bingo call?).

Since then, there’s been a cheerily named Headcoats album, The Messerschmitt Pilot’s Severed Hand – together with a song of bearing the same name – and The Buff Medways’ entire visual presentation revolved around band members dressed as soldiers from The Great War. One album was even named 1914 after the year in which that conflict began.

The Musicians of the British Empire continued with the military theme – both in dress and song: one particularly obvious example being ‘Merry Christmas, Fritz’, inspired by the 1914 ceasefire, from that band’s Christmas 1979 album.

So the appearance of a CTMF tune referencing the 1943 attack by small Royal Navy submarines (the ‘X-Craft’ of the title) on the German battleship Tirpitz makes perfect sense.

‘X-Craft on Tirpitz’ consists of a guitar line imitating the regular dot and dash pulses of Morse code.

It’s played over Wolf Howard’s incessant, thunderous drumming. All of which makes for an intense, claustrophobic sound perfectly recreating – through the medium of music – a life of tension beneath the sea.